25 May, 2010

Boys..try this :)

PICK UP LINES!
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
(5) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(6) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(7) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(8) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
(9) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(1o) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

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