My fave Quotes ! ♥

Hating me wont make you pretty!

You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!

What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

i want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.

I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

so i ran into my ex the other day…
then i put it in reverse and hit him again

if love is blind then how did it find us???

Why do they put pizza in a square box?

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

When God made me, he was showing off!!

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do u wanna hang out?

QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!!!

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.